En V*ttu Tiiä valkoviini

If opening a bottle of wine might also help open emotional locks, then this white wine is a good choice. Otherwise, I don’t fucking know. It pairs well with a friend who helps unlock things or with a distant ex you can criticize from afar. As for food, it goes particularly well with salty snacks (small or larger), white pizza, or cheesy pasta.

“I Don’t Fucking Know” is a Finnish phenomenon that has gained huge popularity on social media. It began in 2019 when two friends created the Instagram account @envittutiiaofficial just for their own amusement. The account quickly started gaining followers, and soon it had grown into a nationwide phenomenon. And it’s no wonder — the catchy slogans stem from thoughts and situations that are easy to relate to in everyday Finnish life. The expectations of family, studies, or the workplace can sometimes become overwhelming in this breathless world. At those times, it might be best to call a timeout and pour a glass of wine.